One of the hallmark's of this group is their insistance on professionalism and maintaining their brand identity. Communications are often ended with a reference to copyright, and the company's slogan "Premium Metaphysical Locomotion."
Notice for Passengers Edit
- Transport from worlds 1, 2, 3, and occasionally 4 is currently limited. We are working on the problem.
- Any luggage left unattended will be thrust into the Maw of Chaos, and destroyed.
- The transport of metaphysical substances including, but not limited to: Medicine, Pitch, and Shine is strictly prohibited on all TTA lines.
- Mad Mudmen and Enlightened Birdmen are asked not to sit next to one another.
- Please reserve seats closest to the exit for Residents of the Seventh World when possible, as they may still be in withdrawal.
- Börk, GPK, and Privateers are asked to keep their weapons holstered at all times.
- All cults are asked to keep their rituals to themselves while riding. (NOTE: the TTA is not responsible for angering ones patron diety by failing to complete a sacrifice during transport).