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The 2016 Election is an election to determine the president of the Fifth World, as well as the United States of America.

As it is only mid-2016 right ow, voting has not started, but campaigning has. There are so many political parties that it's hard to keep track of, luckily, /u/Sciencepenguin (.naught) has listed them all for us in one post.

Party/Candidate List Edit

Gontax Party: Led by Gontax, their main goal is obtaining eternal fluid for Gontax

Insect Party: Led by Kor, Zalthor's main rival. INSECT MANS

Naught: .(He is totally nonexistent and so is his party. Supports nothing. Except funding for funding of the UCSAI)

Knights of the Full Spectrum: Let by L'rok the Prizm, cares about existence and sight

Suffer Party: Led by Zalthor. Vice President Hillary Clinton. ZALTHOR IS GOOD MANS. WATERMELON MAN. HAIL ZALTHOR. TURN ALL TO OIL FOR EMPIRE OF SUFFER

Bureaucracy Party: Led by the Debt Golem, desires for everyone to have the right to be in debt

ELLINGTONSParty: Led by Granfaffy, supports extreme capitalism, veneration of Small Gods such as Pompo and GlibRichard, and the systemic enslavement of everyone's minds Universal Happys Project by ELLINGTONEVILCORPORATEENTITY

Time Party: Led by TEMP0R0N, C0ntr0ller 0f all time

Organised Disciples for an Incomprehensible Present: Led by ☀ª҉৸҉尺҉¤҉Գ҉, the Mucilaginous Wyvern himself from the 1289th World. WARRRPP WWREEEAPP WERROOP WROAAAP WREEEEEEEW RIIAIAIAP.

No Longer Campaigning Edit

Ralph Nader: Banned from running for crimes involving impersonating other candidates by wearing fake skin. Also Zalthor's other nemesis besides Kor.

Lovecraft Party: Once led by Cthulhu. All members are banned from politics due to controversy at the last election

Kulak'k the Trickster God: Was a really fun guy, but he was murdered suddenly one night and can no longer run. The University of College School for Academy Institute is researching a project to resurrect him.

Accidental Candidates: People spawned into existence by pure broken logic. The most popular of these was Calming Light Breeze Through An Open Window, who stopped existing when someone unwittingly closed the window. More examples include when a candidate said "VOTE ME OR DIE!" and two rival candidates named Me and Die spontaneously lapsed into the campaign center. Most of these have very short lives.

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